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Why were the hens lying on their from Flashcomment Bird jokes Jokes
Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air ? Because eggs were going up !

What happens when geese land in a from Flashcomment Bird jokes Jokes
What happens when geese land in a volcano ? They cook their own gooses !

Why does a rooster watch TV For from Flashcomment Bird jokes Jokes
Why does a rooster watch TV ? For hentertainment !

What do you get if you cross from Flashcomment Bird jokes Jokes
What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer ? A brick-layer !

Why do ducks have webbed feet To from Flashcomment Bird jokes Jokes
Why do ducks have webbed feet ? To stamp out forest fires !

What do you get from a drunk from Flashcomment Bird jokes Jokes
What do you get from a drunk chicken ? Scotch eggs !

What kind of bird lays electric eggs from Flashcomment Bird jokes Jokes
What kind of bird lays electric eggs ? A battery hen !

How do you stop a rooser crowing from Flashcomment Bird jokes Jokes
How do you stop a rooser crowing on Sunday ? Eat him on Saturday !

What did the baby chick say when from Flashcomment Bird jokes Jokes
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange ? 'Dad, dad, look what marma-laid' !

What goes peck bang peck bang peck from Flashcomment Bird jokes Jokes
What goes 'peck, bang, peck, bang, peck, bang' ? A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons !

What is the definition of a goose from Flashcomment Bird jokes Jokes
What is the definition of a goose ? An animal that grows down as it grows up !

Why did the rooster run away He from Flashcomment Bird jokes Jokes
Why did the rooster run away ? He was chicken !

What is a parrotA wordy birdy Bird from Flashcomment Bird jokes Jokes
What is a parrot? A wordy birdy!

Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting from Flashcomment Bird jokes Jokes
Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting "Pieces of four"? Short John Silver!

Whats orange and sounds like a parrotA from Flashcomment Bird jokes Jokes
What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!

Why did the bird join he air from Flashcomment Bird jokes Jokes
Why did the bird join he air force? He wanted to be a parrot trooper!

Why is politics for the birdsBecause politiciands from Flashcomment Bird jokes Jokes
Why is politics for the birds? Because politiciands always parrot the same old lines!

Whats a parrots favourite songI love Parrots from Flashcomment Bird jokes Jokes
What's a parrot's favourite song? I love Parrots in the Springtime!

What are a parrots favourite literary charactersMr from Flashcomment Bird jokes Jokes
What are a parrot's favourite literary characters? Mr Macawber and Pollyanna!

Whats a parrots favourite gameMonopoly Bird jokes from Flashcomment Bird jokes Jokes
What's a parrot's favourite game? Monopoly!